How is this different from a chatbot?

A chatbot reads off a script and deflects. A KissMyChat expert thinks with The Brain — your real knowledge — and resolves, with sources. Different category.

Will it make things up?

It can't. Experts answer only from The Brain, with citations. If it isn't in there, it says so and hands off to a human. It never improvises about your business.

Isn't this just a ChatGPT wrapper?

The model is the engine; The Brain is the product — one verified source of truth that grounds every answer and stays consistent across every channel. That's the part nobody can copy by pasting an API key.

We deploy experts, not toys. Build your Brain in minutes, subscribe when you're ready, and keep a 30-day money-back guarantee. Cancel in one click — you keep your money the whole time.

Why does the price keep going up?

It's our First Kiss launch: for 45 days the price of the Brain — the base every app sits on — climbs a little every second, tied to the real clock. Whatever it reads when you lock it is frozen forever. The earliest believers should pay the least; the longer you wait, the more you pay. After day 45 everyone pays list. Apps you switch on are a flat add-on that never climbs; every price is on the pricing page.

How long does setup take?

Minutes. Point The Brain at your site and it starts learning. Add docs, Notion, Zendesk, and Drive whenever you like.

Your knowledge stays yours — encrypted, never used to train public models, deletable anytime.

The suite's first kiss · one Brain, every channel

Your chatbot is an idiot. Fire it.

AI experts on one Brain that knows your company — answering customers on every channel. Correctly.

It doesn't guess. It knows.

Watch it learn your site in 30 seconds. No signup.

Grounded in your truth — connects to Website

Notion

Zendesk

Slack

Drive

Intercom

KissMyChat · The Brain synced

Sources

Website
Notion
Zendesk
Drive

Do you ship to Canada, and what's the return window?

Yes — we ship to Canada in 3–5 business days, and returns are free within 30 days.

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Live on

Website
Slack
Inbox
WhatsApp

The reckoning

A chatbot is a liability with a typing animation.

It loops your customer, links a doc from three versions ago, or makes something up. That's deflection wearing a personality.

74%

of companies pulled their AI support offline last year — it deflected instead of resolving.

— The Register, 2026

“Sorry, I didn't quite get that.”
“Let me transfer you…” (to nobody)
Confidently wrong about your refund policy
One answer on the site, a different one in chat

The turn

You don't need a better chatbot. You need an expert.

Experts don't read off a script — they know the business. The difference between a chatbot and an expert is a Brain.

A chatbot deflects

“Sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Try rephrasing, or contact support.”

An expert resolves

“Your Pro plan covers 5 seats — want me to bump you to 10? It's $40 more a month and I can do it right now.”

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The mechanism

Meet The Brain.

One knowledge base, built from your real sources. Update it once — every expert gets smarter at the same second.

One Brain. Many experts. Zero contradictions.

Why it won't embarrass you

It literally can't make things up.

The Brain can only answer with what's actually in it — and it shows its receipts.

Returns are free within 30 days of delivery.

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click any answer → see the source

Every answer, sourced

Click any reply and see exactly where it came from. Trust you can audit, not just hope for.

Answers only from

Website synced
Notion synced
Zendesk synced

never the open internet

Grounded in your truth

It only speaks from your knowledge — not the internet. No improvising about your policies.

I'm not certain on that one — let me bring in a teammate.

Handed to Maya · Support

it never bluffs

Says “I don't know”

When it isn't sure, it tells the customer and hands off to a human. It never bluffs.

The whole point

One question. One answer. Every channel.

Same question on your site, in Slack, over email — same expert, same sourced answer.

Acme · Website online

Do you ship to Canada, and what's the return window?

Yes — we ship to Canada in 3–5 business days, and returns are free within 30 days. Want me to start one?

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Ask anything…

Slack · #support online

KMC

KissMyChatapp9:41 AM

Yes — we ship to Canada in 3–5 business days, and returns are free within 30 days. Want me to start one?

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Support inbox online

Re: Do you ship to Canada, and what's the return window?

Hi there — Yes — we ship to Canada in 3–5 business days, and returns are free within 30 days. Want me to start one?

Happy to help with anything else.

— Acme Support

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WhatsApp online

Do you ship to Canada, and what's the return window?

Yes — we ship to Canada in 3–5 business days, and returns are free within 30 days. Want me to start one?

1 · shipping2 · returns

Update The Brain once and every channel changes at the same second.

Works for any company — E-commerce · SaaS · Fintech · Healthcare · Agencies · Marketplaces · Travel · Education

Why we built this

“We watched great companies bolt AI onto their docs and ship a confident liar. So we built the opposite: an expert that only speaks from your truth.”

— The KissMyChat team

Lock my price

The math

$1,050 of value. Yours for way less.

A support hire costs $4,000+/mo. A chatbot costs you customers. This costs whatever the clock reads for your Brain, plus one flat add-on:

What you get

The Brain — one knowledge base, unlimited knowledge$300/mo
Unlimited AI experts$400/mo
Every channel — site, inbox, Slack, sales, WhatsApp$200/mo
Auto-sync — update once, smart everywhere$150/mo
Grounded answers with sources, zero improvisingincluded
First Kiss: your launch price locked for life, founder accesspriceless

Total value$1,050+/mo of value

First Kiss · launch pricing

$99.00/mo

your Brain · climbing to $99 — frozen the second you lock it

then KissMyChat on top: +$49/mo

Launch day 45 of 45launch closed

Your price freezes the second you lock it — forever
It only goes up from here, never down
A direct line to the founders, not a ticket queue
Cancel in one click, anytime

Lock my First-Kiss price

When launch ends, the First-Kiss price is gone for good.

Your safety net

We don't need a free trial. We need 30 days.

Deploy a real expert, give it 30 days. Not smarter than your old chatbot? One click, full refund.

30-day money-back guarantee
Cancel in one click — instant
No contracts, no lock-in
An expert that knows your business on day one

Pricing · yes, all of it

Every price. Even Enterprise.

“Contact sales” is corporate for “we Googled your revenue first.” Here's every number — no demo.

First Kiss launch

The price climbs as we grow. Lock today's forever.

Every company that joins nudges the price up a little. Whatever it reads the second you subscribe is frozen for life — even after it hits list. Kiss us early, pay the least, forever. Mwah.

Pro · live price right now

$99.00/mo

Launch day 45 of 45launch closed

Lock it forever

You buy one Brain — Starter, Pro, Scale or Enterprise — then pay the same flat price for each app you switch on. Every number is on one page, including the one they make you book a call for, so you can see the whole bill before you commit to any of it.

See every plan

Objections? Handled.

The questions everyone asks.

Last call

Fire the bot. Hire the expert.

Your Brain, learned once and kept current
KissMyChat on top — site, inbox, Slack & sales
Grounded answers, every one sourced
Founder access + your locked Brain price
30-day money-back · cancel in one click

$99.00 /mo for your Brain — frozen the second you lock it — plus a flat add-on per app

Lock my First-Kiss price

Climbing now · lock it forever · 30-day money-back · cancel anytime

Or wait, watch the number climb, and pay more for the same thing.

P.S. — Every app needs an agentic kiss. KissMyChat is the first.

The only way to lose is to close this tab and pay more when you come back.